So what’s the goal of this blog anyway?

Anyone who loves fashion, but isn’t a size 2 knows that every day is a battle to either get into or stay in those skinny jeans. Unfortunately for me, I wasn’t born naturally skinny so I must make like a shredder and cut calories where I can. I must constantly remind myself that too many Trader Joe’s cookies will only give me a Costco sized muffin top. Battling your weight and staying sassy can be hard, so it’s important to keep a tight lower chin by laughing at the whole process a little. I hope this blog will make you laugh your tuchus off, provide some helpful insight into health, and give you the confidence to put on your favorite little black dress or suit (for the male persuasion) and strut like its freaking fashion week.