Essential Step Brother Quotes For Your Everyday Life
If you ask me, the movie Step Brothers is a piece of cinematic genius. The sheer amount of gems in the first five minutes is enough to warrant a top five slot in my funny movies list. I quote it often because it's the only way to describe the way I'm feeling. I mean what else would I say to my sister other than "you have a man-gina" after she's called me a "curly-headed-fuck"?
Trust me when I say that quotes are essential to your life. It helps weed out duds when you're first meeting people. If they don't pick up on your quotes, then you probably don't want to share a pizza with that weirdo. That's how I bonded with one of my dearest friends. He legit makes it his business to talk in movie lines. Even if he won't admit it. He swears everything he says is original content, but it's really lines from movies like Pulp Fiction or Clueless. I know he didn't really have 6 peanut butter M&Ms. His candy addiction would've driven him to eat an entire Costco sized bag just to tide him over between his afternoon snack and dinner.
But I digress...the point is that there is pretty much a line for almost any occasion in Step Brothers. Here are the top ones that you'll need.
When that person you just met says they vote Republican.
When you finally clean out the spare room and realize how much space you really have.
When you walk into McDonald's one minute after 10:30am and the bozo behind the counter says you're too late for breakfast.
When you go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.
Now get to it! Start using these before I get someone to teabag your drum-set!
Trust me when I say that quotes are essential to your life. It helps weed out duds when you're first meeting people. If they don't pick up on your quotes, then you probably don't want to share a pizza with that weirdo. That's how I bonded with one of my dearest friends. He legit makes it his business to talk in movie lines. Even if he won't admit it. He swears everything he says is original content, but it's really lines from movies like Pulp Fiction or Clueless. I know he didn't really have 6 peanut butter M&Ms. His candy addiction would've driven him to eat an entire Costco sized bag just to tide him over between his afternoon snack and dinner.
But I digress...the point is that there is pretty much a line for almost any occasion in Step Brothers. Here are the top ones that you'll need.
When your mom gives you a hard time about anything.
When you meet someone new and you find out they love Breaking Bad too!
When that person you just met says they vote Republican.
When you finally clean out the spare room and realize how much space you really have.
When you're talking to someone and they can't understand the magnitude of something huge...like two for one donuts.
When you walk into McDonald's one minute after 10:30am and the bozo behind the counter says you're too late for breakfast.
When you go on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.
Now get to it! Start using these before I get someone to teabag your drum-set!
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