Running Feels Like My Soul Wants To Escape


Today I decided I’d start my day with a nice run. I figured it hadn’t hit 80 degrees outside just yet so I was good to go. Sure I haven’t run in over a year, but I’m totally good. I do Pilates and strength training 4 days a week. I got this. Well boy was that a load of malarkey! Within 10 minutes my chest was burning and I was thinking to myself “I’ve probably burned like 500 calories in this 10 minute run. Let’s turn back and see what’s on the DVR.” But then I started thinking, “Well hot damn, are you really just gonna give up like that?! You haven’t even gotten a mile in yet.” So I treaded on…giving it the “old college try” as they say. I’m fairly certain an 80 year old lady watering her begonias outside thought I was having an asthmatic incident. But did that old bat come to my rescue? Hell no! She instead gave me a wry smile and pretended like I wasn’t about to teeter off into her planter. I didn’t of course, but only because a scary wiener dog barked at me so I kicked it into high gear outta there. During my run I also realized that the Nike running shoes I bought for $49.99 in the boys section at Kohls are the best stinking running shoes I’ve ever had. Lots of cushion for the toots. Having tiny, child-like feet has finally paid off!


When I came home I thought I should document how my run went. You can see for yourself…


The point of this story? Don’t be a lazy Lucy or Larry. If you don’t keep up the workouts…you’ll just feel like me today…old, out of shape and wishing you had looked into that leg stretching procedure so that you can cover more ground while running.

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